Welcome to the Virtual Baby Shower!

As you may or may not have heard, Mattine is pregnant!  With TWINS!!  (That's Latin for "two babies at the same time.")

Two babies means double everything: cribs, strollers, diapers, bottles, motorcycles, onesies, diapers, play mats, bouncy castles, and diapers.  What I hear about babies is that they poop. Luckily Mattine is up for cloth diapering, so feel free to buy her about a metric ton of those here.

You should soon receive / have received a super cute baby announcement with a "save the date" for the in-person shower. If you're in the Glen Burnie / Baltimore / Washington / Philadelphia / North American general region, you are very much encouraged to attend.  There will probably be disgusting poop-based games and cucumber sandwiches.  Or vice versa.

But, if you are currently visiting the moon or otherwise unable to attend in person, keep checking in here for an ongoing virtual baby shower.  There will be games, polls (like the poll at the bottom of the page), quizzes, and prizes. We might even set up a Twitter account to document Mattine's growing belly, live tweet the in-person shower, and a third thing to end this list because lists need at least three things.

Thanks for checking in, and come back again soon!

~Aunt Becky