As you may or may not have heard, Mattine is pregnant! With TWINS!! (That's Latin for "two babies at the same time.")
Two
babies means double everything: cribs, strollers, diapers, bottles,
motorcycles, onesies, diapers, play mats, bouncy castles, and diapers.
What I hear about babies is that they poop. Luckily Mattine is up for cloth diapering, so feel free to buy her about a metric ton of those here.
You
should soon receive / have received a super cute baby announcement with
a "save the date" for the in-person shower. If you're in the Glen
Burnie / Baltimore / Washington / Philadelphia / North American general
region, you are very much encouraged to attend. There will probably be
disgusting poop-based games and cucumber sandwiches. Or vice versa.
But, if you are currently visiting the moon or otherwise unable to attend in person, keep checking in here for an ongoing virtual baby shower.
There will be games, polls,
quizzes, and prizes. We might even set up a Twitter account to document
Mattine's growing belly, live tweet the in-person shower, and a third
thing to end this list because lists need at least three things.
Thanks for checking in, and come back again soon!
~Aunt Becky
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